Thursday, October 9, 2008

Day 8 and 9






Hello, my loves!
I'm behind again! Weekdays get a little crazy around here with homework, classes, clinicals, work, cats, and whatever else I have to accomplish between Monday and Thursday. Everyone in my class has made calendars with what is due and when. Mine is even color coded- assignments in yellow and presentations in orange! And we all get them out about six times a day and obsess over them. It's adorable.





I think for tonight I'll just suggest two tastes of movies that taste good together!
Evil Dead and Evil Dead II.
I'm amazed by the number of people I meet who have not seen these films.
THE HORROR!
So- dig in if you haven't before!



Till tomorrow when I hopefully dig myself out of HALF of this homework and am able to break out the martini mix and pedicure equipment-
Mother Firefly

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Halloween Countdown Continues: Day 7



Hello my friends,
Unfortunately I'm not going to have the time I'd like to put into the blog like I did yesterday. I'm not home till 9, and I need to be up for clinical at 8- so the couple of hours I have between now and bed are pretty full.
But I'm so committed to fulfilling my Halloween Promise, I don't want today to end without a suggestion.

So, without further adieu, I would like to suggest......

That you watch a movie with a big monkey in it.

You can watch either of the three King Kongs- I love them all so any of them are fine with me.

Or if you want some other suggestions:


Enjoy your big fuzzy monkeys (I'm talking to YOU, Mandy Ann!) and I'll talk to you tomorrow.

Love and Bananas,
Mother Firefly

Monday, October 6, 2008

This One Goes Out to my Mummy


(10/14/2008 : I changed the embedded videos to links, they were starting automatically -until I know how to fix that, you can follow the links to the videos)

Well, hello dearhearts!

Today is a very special day- not only is it Day 6 of our Halloween Horror Marathon, but I am dedicating today's blog to my mother -otherwise known as harleygirl_13.

Today we are going back to my roots- waaaaaaay back in my early childhood years when a very special person entered my life by way of my mother and her love for classic horror films.

Let me introduce....the one......the only........
SIR GRAVES GHASTLY!

Sir Graves show ran from 1967 to 1980 and was broadcast out of Detroit. Every Saturday afternoon, Sir Graves showed classic horror films. He also had skits inbetween his movies and also showcased art that kids sent to him.

Sir Graves (along with my mom) was my introduction to the wonderful world of horror. I saw all the classics -Dracula, The Wolfman, Frankenstein, and The Mummy- and all the sequels that came from them. I'm sure that Bela Lugosi, Lon Chaney Jr., and Boris Karloff were the probably the first three actors I ever knew. I especially loved Lon Chaney Jr (I think my mom had a soft spot for him, but she'll have to confirm that) and I was especially scared of the Mummy. I could never watch when Dracula went for the bite but I also kind of felt bad for Frankenstein's monster when my mom explained to me that the monster was a victim of circumstance and was not really a bad guy- he just didn't understand that the pretty little girl wouldn't float like the flowers and all he really wanted was a friend. (to a preschooler! how awesome is that???) It must have stuck because to this day I collect Frankenstein monsters.

I also had an introduction to one of my longtime loves, Vincent Price, and also learned about Hammer films. I LOVED SATURDAY AFTERNOONS. Saturday afternoons with my mom made me the woman I am today. A woman who loves thunderstorms and overcast days, scary cheesy horror music, and who could not live without horror films in my life. Take away my scary movies- you may as well shoot me.

I was lucky enough to come across four montages of Sir Graves' work. VERY lucky considering that during the years of his show, VCRs were not exactly commonplace. And these are pretty good quality considering. For those of you who don't remember the show or really love TV horror hosts, you probably won't find these clips very interesting. But my mom will, hee hee.

Here's the first clip- I ask you to at least watch the first couple of minutes featuring SGG's famous laugh and intro. The intro was the same every week. THE SAME.
Listen to his instructions for enjoying the film he's about to lay on you.
My mom followed every one. EVERY ONE. IN ORDER.
That's dedication, people.

Sir Graves Video Clip 1

Watching that intro makes me a little misty.
Also, I just realized in the last year that Sir Graves played all the characters on his show. I never realized that, silly me.

Watch at least the first part in this second section- I have NEVER forgotten this little skit and have thought about it often. It seemed like a dream and I would have thought it was one if I hadn't seen it so many times when I was little.
I felt like I won the lottery when I finally got to see it again after all these years.

Sir Graves Video Clip 2


Watch this third part and FF to the 1:40 mark and see what used to scare the HOLY HELL out of me in my prekindergarten days. I literally would run from the room and hide. I do remember peeking to see if this messed up thing was still on the TV. Pretty sure this started the thrill of horror for me- the adrenaline rush and then the -I can't watch- but I have to- just a little- THE HORROR- and the high of pushing myself to watch something I was terrified of. Better than any drug, people.

Sir Graves Video Clip 3

Here's part 4- more clips and the ending of the show. Only recommended for die hard fans, which basically means me and my mom.

Sir Graves Video Clip 4

Ah, memories. I have never been interested in too much nostalgia for the past and I have lived my life according to a promise I made myself when I was a kid- that I would love every age I was at and never yearn for the past or to be younger. But I tell you- I might be willing to give up something pretty hefty to go back to just one Saturday afternoon cuddled up by 'the telly' with SGG and my mom and Lon Chaney Jr on the TV. If any of you invent a time machine, let me know. I might want to borrow it on some rainy Saturday afternoon.

On a sad side note, SGG, aka Lawson Deming, passed away a couple of years ago. My mom and I both went to his official fan website and signed the guestbook to be passed along to his family. He was as much a pivotal figure in my life as any teacher or relative I had in my early years. SGG, you'll ALWAYS be in my little black heart.

So- in light of my post and dedication, I'd like to recommend you see a good 'Mummy' movie today in tribute to MY mummy and her indirect role in creating this blog.






My mom's favorite- and also the first scary movie she saw- was
'The Mummy's Hand'

There's also: The Mummy's Tomb, The Mummy's Curse, and The Mummy's Ghost, all of which feature Lon Chaney, Jr. Which would also make Mom happy.



Or, if you just need a good laugh along with your dead Egyptian guy:
This one should do the job.




So, dearhearts, I will bid you good night......I have more homework that must be done before I am able to sleep.
I will be back tomorrow with more movie fun.



Thanks for going down memory lane with me.
Thanks, Mom, for making the memories possible.
And thanks, Sir Graves, for many, many scary movies. You were the best.

Love,
Mother Firefly

Sunday, October 5, 2008

A Sunday Kind of Love





Back to my list.....
It's Sunday so I thought you might like some laughs along with your scares today.

I do like my horror to make me laugh intentionally as well as unintentionally. This is another one filled with good childhood memories for me.

I give you....
Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein.


I used to spend a lot of Saturday nights with my grandma, and every Sunday morning meant bacon and eggs and then Abbott and Costello on the Sunday morning movie. I'd always cross my fingers for this one, and I guess that the station didn't have a huge catalog of Abbott and Costello titles, because I saw this one ALOT. (along with Abbott and Costello Go To Mars, another great one.)

This is a beloved film for many people, and I'd be surprised if most of you have not seen it or at least heard of it. But it's Sunday and Sunday mornings make me think of Abbott and Costello. And bacon.
I'll keep this tradition and keep my Sunday picks on the lighter side for the rest of the month.
The bacon part is up to you, however.

Here's the trailer.






Here's a Youtube clip that happens to have one of my favorite moments in the film... it's not comedy but it's a keeper. This is actually three clips of so called 'bloopers' from the film- but watch for 'blooper' number two- I could give a rat's hinder about Dracula appearing in the mirror when maybe he shouldn't- focus instead on the chick Drac is putting the bite down on and LOOK AT THE EXPRESSION ON HER FACE.
That's bliss if I ever saw it.



Some other Halloween fun I discovered this weekend-
this blog (and many others) are having their own Halloween countdowns this month.
But I especially enjoy this one:
http://johnrozum.blogspot.com/

Here's a list of other blogs also participating.
http://johnrozum.blogspot.com/2008/10/31-days-of-halloween-day-1-spooky-bonus_01.html

Any of my readers out there who also have blogs- I encourage you to come up with your own Halloween goodness!

Love,
Mother Firefly
Happy Sunday

Saturday, October 4, 2008

Thirty-one days of Scary Movies Continues.....



Hello my loves! I'm back and ready to recommend yet another holiday favorite. You've already watched my first three recommendations, correct?

This is going to be a short and sweet post- seeing as though I'm already behind and if you're caught up with my blog, you know what else I'm up against.....

Suggestion #3:
The Blob
featuring Steve McQueen as the world's oldest teenager.

Frickin' LOVE this film. This is one that really scared me in my pre-kindergarten days. Red jelly that spreads and eats your flesh and you can't get it off no matter what.
SCARY!


This town is in danger, Steve says.
And I believe him!




And so we go on to movie #4:
Y'all need some Romero in your life.
Just trust me on this one.
AND you'll be prepared for what else I have in store for you all the rest of this month.

This is yet another classic in the public domain, so you can find it various places - but I've seen a TON of shitty transfers, so I implore you to rent it someplace like Netflix or Blockbuster and see the movie as God and George Romero intended.




Until tomorrow.....sleep tight and don't let the bed bugs bite.....
Love,
Mother Firefly

Friday, October 3, 2008

My Favorite Month of the Year


Hello, friends, fans, and family! I am BACK.
I have been meaning to get back here
for a couple weeks- in fact,
I have a partly finished movie review
sitting in my unfinished blogs.





But nursing school and clinicals have taken priority every day, and I never seem to find the moment when I'm 'caught up' and have time to actually sit down and do something I enjoy, which is writing this blog.

I'm not even caught up as I write this- in fact, I was just sitting and staring at my list of all the fun and interesting projects that are needing my attention RIGHT THIS FRIGGIN' SECOND.


A little sample of all the things I COULD be doing right now:
-start my critique of a systematic review on the uses of honey and oncology care;
-write Part I of my paper on the role of an Advanced Practice Nurse in wound care;
-research glomerulornephritis - acute and chronic, causes and pathogenesis;
-fill out my NCLEX paperwork
-rehearse my part of a group powerpoint presentation on the Chronic Care Model and the role of an Advanced Practice Nurse;
-start on one of two other group presentations on nursing theory or interventions.
-read a bunch of articles and nursing texts for next week;
-or two or three other things that are escaping me right now
-Or I could just do this:

but I prefer this:
I took a shower, threw some chocolate chip cookies in the oven, and made a pomegranate martini.
Papa Cash is off at work tonight, so without his tallness I was forced to pull up a chair and climb up on the counter to retrieve my pomegranate martini mix and my vodka.
Yes, climbing on the kitchen counters for booze like an alcoholic four year old.

And what has happened in the last half hour of not thinking about nursing school or homework or other boring responsibilities is that my mind has CLEARED.
Yes, dearies, focus has returned!
And now I know what it is that I must do.

Now that October is here, it is my absolute duty to provide my friends and family a whole list of movies for this wonderful month.

In fact, I'm challenging myself to recommend a new movie each and every day.

That's 31 movies for your Halloween Viewing Pleasure.

And I'm already three days behind!!!!



Let's get started, shall we?




October 1:

I have a HUGE spot in my lil black heart that is reserved for Vincent Price. I've been watching him all my life. In fact- I don't ever remember NOT knowing who Vincent "Vinny the P' was. And I don't remember a time when seeing Vincent Price, even at his most evil, didn't make me feel all safe and warm inside.
It's hard for me to pick a favorite Vincent Price film because I love them all. But if I had to pick one that I always want to watch around Halloween, this one might be it.

Not only is it made by the great William Castle, it's creepy, well acted, a lot of fun and Vincent is charming and impossible to take your eyes off from even as he plots to kill his wife- right in front of her, of course.

I can't find an actual trailer, but I can find part 1-the first six minutes- of the movie. It's in the public domain, so you can either watch the rest of it on Youtube (which I sincerely hope you will NOT) or you can probably find this movie for sale for under five bucks. Or download it from a number of places online that have public domain movies.







October 2:
Last year I forgot it was Halloween. No joke. I was on the bus on my way to school (so I'd already been up a couple of hours) when I realized it was Halloween. And I went, huh, and went on with my day. This year someone must have wanted to remind me early since I got this little gem from one of my friends at MySpace, Herschell Gordon Lewis, along with a quote from him.

Thursday, October 02, 2008

HGL classics to air on Turner Movie Classics

From the Gorefather himself ...

"Proof that old schlock never dies:

Turner Classic Movies has sch
eduled both "Blood Feast" and "Two Thousand Maniacs" for late-night viewing on Halloween. Those who stay up past midnight deserve what they get. "

Friday, Oct. 31
http://www. tcm. com/schedule/month/

2:30 AM Blood Feast (1963) - An Egyptian priest uses human sacrifice to bring back his goddess. Cast: William Kerwin, Mal Arnold, Connie Mason. Dir: Herschell Gordon Lewis. C-67 mins,

3:45 AM Two Thousand Maniacs! (1964) - Travelers stumble on a Southern town out for revenge for losing the Civil War. Cast: William Kerwin, Connie Mason, Jeffrey Allen. Dir: Herschell Gordon Lewis.

C-87 mins,

Yippee! How cool to see HG Lewis make it to the horrorfest on Turner Classic Movies. check out the schedule, they've got a great lineup for Halloween and the day before.

since I already reviewed Two Thousand Maniacs, I'll just say a little bit about Bloodfeast and make that my pick for

October 2nd.

First of all, let's allow Joe Bob Briggs and Bill Kerwin to make the introduction:



And here is my favorite scene and a perfect example of why I love this movie so much


OMG. .....an EGYPTIAN FEAST???.....( cue music ) It doesn't get more precious than that.

Now I'm one day behind.....look for Oct 3 and 4th tomorrow and that should catch us up!

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Mother F Needs A Break

It's only week four of this term and I'm already burnt out! If my informal survey of the rest of the class is accurate, we're all burnt out. We've been going more than full time for the last year.....and I fer one am tired!

So I reviewed my clinical materials for tomorrow while a very uplifting and morale raising film played in the background.



did I mention it was morale raising?

Uplifting?








Consider my morale raised AND uplifted.



Never fear my loves, I'll be back bloggin' again
shortly.

Now hand me that pomegranate martini and move away from in front of my television.

Mother F has to focus and concentrate to make sure I get every LAST NUANCE out of this fine piece of film.



Love and tight t-shirts,
Mother Firefly