If you're able to stream movies on Netflix and you're thinking to yourself, Gee, tonight might be the night for a low budget film featuring a homicidal animal puppet with a potty mouth who likes to make with the corny one -liners just before slaughtering people, then hot damn, you're in luck.
If the above doesn't make you want to watch this movie, then nothing will. It's probably everything you already think it is - and if that kind of thing doesn't make you want to cry and bang your head on the floor, then by all means, check out Thankskilling.
And hey, it's only about 65 minutes long. Which, in my book, is exactly how long a movie about a homicidal turkey puppet should last. Dear Filmmakers, Mother Firefly and her short attention span salute you.
Yes, the man is dressed as a turkey, and the turkey is dressed as a man. Holy coincidence, Batman!
It just occurred to me that this is the second horror movie I've watched in a year to feature poultry as the antagonist.
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