2 hours ago
Wednesday, September 8, 2010
I wanted to say Happy Birthday to the person who is almost single handedly responsible for making me the warped freak I am today. And I say that seriously and with all kinds of love.
My mother introduced me to many of her loves, like:
Lon Chaney, Jr.
Bad and possibly dangerous weather:
ELVIS THE PELVIS:
Unidenitfied Flying Objects:
Uh....Just kidding on that last one, lady. I am eternally creeped out by the thought of little green men making contact. They can be up there in the sky, watching, just stay out of my business and I'll stay out of yours, kay? I'm pretty sure she passed this one on to my younger brother.
There you are, lady. I hope you had a FABULOUS day. Thanks for making me all kinds of weird. I wouldn't have it any other way.